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Posted: Feb. 25 2004 4:10pm - Post no. in this thread: 1

Now I wanted to start an entire thread on just having animals fighting, I dont know if everyone knows the infamous battle that me and rudie started many, many moons ago..But today we shall rekindle the old battles, and perhaps make way for new ones..


SILVERBACK GORILLA VS KODIAK BEAR...

lets settle this once and for all..

I say a silverback Gorilla would beat the hell out of a Kodiak Bear, simply because if a gorilla were to throw a punch at a bears face I think it would bust its nose and probably its face open...

Chances are a gorilla would be able to pick up a giant boulder too and crush the shit out the bears skull..all while beating its chest and tearing down trees to throw the bear into a frenzy..


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Posted: Feb. 25 2004 4:23pm - Post no. in this thread: 2

we bear all!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: Feb. 25 2004 4:36pm - Post no. in this thread: 3

that's actually a good fight.  At first I was inclined to go with the gorilla because it's just smarter. But on second thought I remembered the bears fuckin claws which it would use to slice the gorillas head open. Then continue to maul it until it got through the gorilla's rib cage - then it would proceed to rip out the gorilla's heart and hold it high in the air claiming victory in this legendary matchup.

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Posted: Feb. 25 2004 4:42pm - Post no. in this thread: 4

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Then continue to maul it until it got through the gorilla's rib cage - then it would proceed to rip out the gorilla's heart and hold it high in the air claiming victory in this legendary matchup.


That was beautiful man...just beautiful


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Posted: Feb. 25 2004 4:44pm - Post no. in this thread: 5

im starting to think whichever animal decided to attack first would win.

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Posted: Feb. 25 2004 4:57pm - Post no. in this thread: 6

hahahaha.  as in man vs beast on fox like ruidie said it all depends on which animal knows whats going on first.  but if they were to just go at it , i would have to go with the bear.  bears knock down trees to mark their territory.  thats one tough mother fucker if u ask me

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Posted: Feb. 26 2004 1:06pm - Post no. in this thread: 7

did you know we will probably never really find out how strong a gorilla actually is?  we can only speculate... but my guess is probably lift a vw beetle or something.

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Posted: Feb. 26 2004 2:15pm - Post no. in this thread: 8

i dont know about all that man, a VW beetle? damn that gorilla must have super soldier syrum

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Posted: Feb. 26 2004 2:21pm - Post no. in this thread: 9

no seriously, its potential is ridiculous.  but we will probably never know how much.

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Posted: Feb. 26 2004 2:41pm - Post no. in this thread: 10

I dont know bro I could believe that a gorilla can lift a car..
and smash that same car into a bears face


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